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April 30, 2012 - Written by:

Final Destination: An Exposé on London Commuters

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This week I am going to be sharing my observations and views on COMMUTERS. They are one of the most fascinating sub-groups of human-beings I have ever encountered in my life. Ruthless, determined, brutal and relentless. At first I was rather excited about joining the working world, getting my morning coffee on the way to the station, trundling along with... Read the rest of this post...

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April 16, 2012 - Written by:

Parental Guidance

So there I was just casually minding my own business, watching some telly on a Saturday night when suddenly I heard a booming voice… ‘You got to be shitting me,’ my dad exclaimed as he clocked that Take Me Out was on.   I beg your pardon. You got to be what-ing now? I thought. It was the last episode... Read the rest of this post...

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April 3, 2012 - Written by:

Why are you dating my Face-Twin?

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This week I seek to question: Why do people date other people who look like their ex? So, some smart ass is going to tell me: Maybe it’s because some people just have a ‘type’? Maybe it’s coincidence? Don’t patronize meeeee sir. I am absolutely, positively convinced there is more to it then what meets the eye. A while back,... Read the rest of this post...

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March 4, 2012 - Written by:

The Secret Language of Texting

In an age where text messaging, Whatsapp and instant messenger are replacing the good old fashioned phone call I am finding it increasingly difficult to decipher the cryptic language of the dreaded text message. According to a study at UCLA up to 93% of communication is non-verbal. If this little nugget of trivia is true then I am afraid that... Read the rest of this post...

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February 19, 2012 - Written by:

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So this week I went into London for an impromptu catch up with my mother. I was looking forward to an exceedingly pleasant, sophisticated rendezvous in one of the world’s most dazzling cities with the woman who gave me the gift of life. However, as I stepped off my commuter train I suddenly realized that I had descended into a... Read the rest of this post...

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