Tag Archive: humour

November 18, 2013 - Written by:

The John Lewis Ad is Emotionally Manipulating Me – And I Like it!

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There I was pawing through the pages of Wednesday’s Evening Standard, crammed on the tube, when I came across this delightful critique on ‘The Bear & the Hare’ John Lewis ad by ES raver Richard Godwin. And by delightful I mean absolutely DEVASTATING. Basically Godwin poaches the advert in a bloodbath of SADNESS and CYNICISM. Why don’t we just cancel Christmas... Read the rest of this post...

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November 3, 2013 - Written by:

It Happens to the Best of Us

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So, last week I went for a swim at my local leisure centre. It’s too dark for running in my small village in the middle of Cornish UNESCO country after work unless I’m out at a reasonable hour. And quite frankly – it’s bloody cold. Anyway, I digress. The worst happened. The thing every girl in a string-tie bikini always... Read the rest of this post...

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October 21, 2013 - Written by:

8 Reasons I Love London

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… And I was back in the city meandering unfamiliar streets. Earlier this year I spent roughly 6 months in a windowless room in a dodgy part of West London desperately trying not to be mugged (again). After a Summer spent back home in Cornwall I was back, this time residing in North London. My earlier experience got me pondering: If... Read the rest of this post...

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September 13, 2013 - Written by:

Feel Good Film of the Week: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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  (Photo via) Yay! It’s the first official feel-good film post! I’m so excited to be able to share some of the most heart-warming, inspiring and hilarious films with you. My fellow aliljoy writers have voted for the first title: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. My mum raised me on rom-coms, so it’s no surprise that I... Read the rest of this post...

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September 2, 2013 - Written by:

Don’t Ask… The Questions I Don’t Want to Answer Right Now

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I spotted her heading my way towards the bar with all the determination of a Salmon fish swimming upstream. I tried to look for an escape but it was too late. I was cornered and she was moving in like a hungry mantis to the place I (ironically) had come to drown my sorrows and forget. But no sooner had... Read the rest of this post...

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August 27, 2013 - Written by:

Guy Talk

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‘I kid you not, my mate from Canada sent me this one and it’s about as big as my arm.’ said Jake. Passing over a his phone to Dom who was the other side of me. We were at work and I was standing between my two male colleagues who were showing each other pictures of shit. No, not hypothetical... Read the rest of this post...

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August 5, 2013 - Written by:

Guys, 6 Things Not to Do on a Date

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1. Go through your work emails at the dinner table. The smell of crackling bacon and maple syrup wafted through the air in one of the London’s most infamous breakfast joints. A couple, who were seriously diggin’ one another sat in the window seat fully engrossed in conversation. I looked back at my own date and the dream was shattered…... Read the rest of this post...

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July 2, 2013 - Written by:

6 Reasons Society Annoys Me

1. Unruly children in tightly confined spaces. Walking around the city in the heat of summer break is probably the best contraceptive you can get. I was on the tube and this kid was in the middle of a Pomm Bear massacre. As I sat down there was a *crunch*. I shuffle. Yup – definitely got Pomm Bear stuck to... Read the rest of this post...

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