Articles written by Yazmin Joy
December 31, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
I awoke this fine new years eve to the squelchy sound of my cat crapping on a pile of dirty laundry in my room! Lovely. I am afraid as the New Year approaches I will have to take action against my furry little feline friend. If it wasn’t enough I had clear up faeces first thing this morning I also... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Animal Planet
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
December 23, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
Oh gawd – I think as the Coca-cola ad comes on telly? ‘Holidays are coming, holidays are coming…’ Oooh man! Has it really come to that sodding time of year again? It’s enough to make me want to pour cyanide down my ear holes. Don’t get me wrong I love everything that Christmas represents (family, community, the smell of pine,... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Rant
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
December 15, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
It was just one of those weeks when I needed to do something adventurous. I was getting a bit itchy you see, a bit restless…. All term commitments had been nicely wrapped up; I was beginning to panic about my first Christmas in 4 years without my ex-boyfriend in the picture and I felt exhausted just thinking about my holiday... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Adventureland Cringe Factor
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
December 4, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
I am not ashamed to admit that when I was about thirteen years old I wanted to BE Britney Spears. I joined dance classes, practised interviews in front of my mirror and I frequently dressed in tank tops and trackies. I even tried to get my dad to be my manager. ‘Day job? Why do you need that when your... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Rant
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
November 28, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So he picks you up from your house with a twinkle in his eye, he opens the door as you head into the bar, you flirt over jazz and drinks, he laughs at your jokes and plays footsie with you under the table… on the walk home he talks about how we should do this again sometime and then (now... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Love & Relationships
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November 20, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So I know this is random but I have been thinking a lot about hamsters recently, and after a two hour discussion with my flat mate about this particular type of domesticated rodent I thought I would air my anxiety over current ham-conomics. If there is one thing I whole heartedly lament over is the treatment of hamsters (both... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Animal Planet
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
November 13, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So have you ever been in a situation when you’re chatting with some people, maybe some mates, and you mention something about yourself that you suspect they would probably find surprising, it may be a personal accomplishment, piece of family trivia – you’re related to Colin Firth etc – whatever it is, there is a completely valid reason why you... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Rant
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November 6, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
I have been a little stressed this week. To cushion this underlying anxiety I decided to make a list of some of the things that bring a lil joy, serenity and comfort into my world. Here’s what I came up with… 1. Skype My gran has been very seriously ill but lives about 3000 miles away. My mum and aunt... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: a little piece of joy
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
October 31, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So I had a bit of a meltdown this week. I actually went slightly AWOL. I almost broke down into tears at uni – a complete mess… And now I feel like a giant penis. So here’s the story… I am a bit of a Take That fan and I am unashamed to admit that I have recently been fairly... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Cringe Factor Rant Yazmin Joy
Articles written by Yazmin Joy
October 16, 2011 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So last night I went out. I haven’t danced so vigorously (outside of my bedroom) for literally years. I was gettin my grroooove on people! And it felt incredible. Not to brag but it was a bit like that scene in Honey. My feet felt like they were possessed, I mean they were moving fast. I even participated in a... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Cringe Factor Yazmin Joy