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February 3, 2014 - Written by:

Job Interview From Hell: I Should Have Bailed

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Newly graduated, I’d been on the dole just a few days when I was invited to interview at a company I’d never heard of before… No job title was given, and I wasn’t sure what “outsource marketing” meant (a thorough googling didn’t enlighten me much further), but I went along, curious, hopeful, and determined it would be good interview “practice”.... Read the rest of this post...

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January 29, 2014 - Written by:

I AM JOB.

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“So Beth, what do you think about immigration?” Now before I tell you my answer I’ll tell you of the circumstances. I was working in a pub in London. I had just walked into the pub’s kitchen where three of its chefs were discussing current affairs as they placed over-priced fish in the deep fat fryer.

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January 27, 2014 - Written by:

10 Reasons I Might Be Acting Like a Douchebag

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The other day I was annoyed. Really fucking annoyed! 6pm on a Tuesday night waiting for the tube on the crowded platform. Sweaty, dirty, fed-up, frustrated, stressed, cramped in a confined space… I couldn’t even read properly coz someone’s armpit was in my face! There are times when I must ask myself: WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?! This was one of... Read the rest of this post...

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January 22, 2014 - Written by:

Chocolatey, Nutty, Avocado Cake

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With Blue Monday behind us but pay day still in the oh-so-distant future, this week I fancied adding a little extra sugar to my diet. And of course by ‘fancied a little sugar’ I meant I WANTED A CHOCOLATE FIX. But having spent the last 3 weeks facing a nightly onslaught of January gym bunnies and flexy-yoga-queens I couldn’t help... Read the rest of this post...

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January 21, 2014 - Written by:

People Who Get You

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One hundred people walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says, “What’ll it be?” I bet you thought that was going to turn into a joke, didn’t you? Betcha did. But no. What I’m about to say is that out of those hundred people, how many do you think will actually click with you? What do you think... Read the rest of this post...

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January 20, 2014 - Written by:

6 Things NOT to Do When Networking

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Oh the joys of networking! If you are, like me, aspiring to make connections in the entertainment world, you will have gone to many a schmoozing event. In an industry where it’s all about ‘who you know’, being a struggling writer in the city has its advantages, I guess. Yes, I do consider it ‘work’. I don’t particularly feel qualified... Read the rest of this post...

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January 19, 2014 - Written by:

A Note to Esquire

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This week, I was writing an article about Valentine’s dates for a client. The sort of content that is meant to reignite the passion and prove that Valentine’s Day isn’t just a Hallmark Holiday. As a single girl writing said article, I was happily plotting my night of hibernation with a good book and maybe a FaceTime session with my... Read the rest of this post...

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