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January 20, 2013 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
I spent pretty much most of New Year’s day chundering my guts up. ‘Same as every year then’ said one of my mates a few days later, as I hopelessly clung to my laptop praying the dongle would hold out long enough to have a decent Facebook chat. ‘No, you don’t understand. I’m fighting for survival here!!! Hello? HELLLOOOO??’ But... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Adventureland Fire me up baby! Rant
January 3, 2013 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
Hey Peeps, Hope you’ve all had a FANTABULOUS CHRISTMAS and ZAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Unfortunately I am in the depths of India at the moment (all shall be explained) and have no phone and a very small dongle (no… that’s not a euphemism). Alas my internet usage is very limited. In the meantime please do check out my brand spanking new... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Uncategorized
December 17, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
‘What do you think it is?’ Alex* whinnied as I leant forward, peering over, eyes squinting. ‘Did you notice it when I came in?’ she asked. ‘Nooooo,’ I said, but the shrill pitch of my voice was a clear indication that I was blatantly lying. I mean her forehead was pretty bulbous and had gone a rather disconcerting rouge. ‘Ouch!’ she... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement
December 8, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
You know how it is ladies… You’ve been working hard all week. You’re out for a night on tiles with your bezzies. You got that hot little dress on. The DJ is spinning some banging club tunage. You pretty much feel like Beyonce right now and sister you are gettin’ your groove owwwn… WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN a creeeeepy,... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Fire me up baby! Love & Relationships
November 25, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So the other day, due to freak weather conditions and torrential flooding (which is still occurring here in the South), I found myself stuck at Reading Station desperately trying to get home. Soaking wet I had lost the motivation to wipe the running mascara off my face. I was even secretly wishing some wealthy person might see me, take pity... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Adventureland Rant
September 17, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So every summer, there is roughly three to four weeks I spend in isolation in this tiny little shed with no electricity sitting like a forlorn shetland pony peering out of the stable-like split doors at the pitiful British summer rain, squinting desperately in my shadowy cockpit, clinging to my copy of Grazia for dear life as the wind rattles... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Adventureland Cringe Factor Uncategorized
August 26, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So I’m lying here like some kind of beached whale on the sofa, temperature sky high, my back fiercely sweating like a pork chop, my tummy is swollen and I’m majorly sorry for this over-share but I have what many medics refer to as ‘loose motions’. I feel icky, sticky and nauseous. My appetite has long gone and I am... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Empowerment: Man! I feel Like a Woman! Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Rant
July 15, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
The other day I was walking through town with my mother when she suddenly announced that she thought I was a control freak. Beg your pardon? A what???? Moi? ‘Don’t be ridiculous,’ I said, before suggesting that she pick up her feet because we were running late by approximately 8.5 minutes. As I briskly power walked along the pavement, tall... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Adventureland Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Rant
July 2, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
This week I am guna rant about money judgers. One thing that quite frankly gets on my tits is people judging other people for what they spend their money on. Now, we have all heard about yuppies making less financially secure people feel bad about their material inadequacies but I have noticed increasing snobbery of the opposite kind. I mean... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Fire me up baby! Rant
June 16, 2012 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
Don’t you hate it when you turn up to a party and someone else is wearing the same thing!??!! I went to my uni ball the other week and not only was someone in the same dress as me, but I kept bloody bumping into her didn’t I! I mean despite my efforts to avoid the girl, she even managed... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Empowerment: Man! I feel Like a Woman! Rant