Start the New Year by Adopting My Cat (Please)
I awoke this fine new years eve to the squelchy sound of my cat crapping on a pile of dirty laundry in my room! Lovely. I am afraid as the New Year approaches I will have to take action against my furry little feline friend. If it wasn’t enough I had clear up faeces first thing this morning I also stepped in a pile for s”*t about twenty minutes ago. FML!
This is the last straw Shnuckums! You are worse than ASBO man. After repeatedly throwing up on the carpet, mauling small rodents, pooing on my belongings, clawing me when I try to brush you and sticking your face in my mulled wine I have finally come to the decision that you must be put up for adoption.
Cute or EVIL?
Although you are incredibly cute your behaviour is unacceptable. I hope in 2012 you reform yourself in time for your new owners…
…On second thoughts, if you decided to act more appropriately and carry yourself with the decorum I know you are capable of I will agree to allow you to stay… your choice!
For anyone reading this! Have a wonderful NYE!
2012 is the year of kicking some ass. I hope your year is filled with fortune, love, good health and above all JOY!!! 😉
Have a good one peeps!
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