Posts categorised in : Yazmin Joy
June 30, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
There are two types of people in the world. One that will murder you to steal your food, medical supplies and survival tools in the case of a zombie apocalypse. And another that would front the resistance and stand on the frontline in the battle for human survival. The former is an ‘every-man-for-him/herself’ dude, [s]he will do anything, and I... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Adventureland Love & Relationships Yazmin Joy
June 2, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
A month ago I was walking down the street in North London when a guy crossed the road and groped my boob. I was with my female housemate, and he was in a group of four guys. I couldn’t quite believe it when it happened. I finally yelled ‘What the FUCK?’ as they walked away. Their response? Flinging their... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Fire me up baby! Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Yazmin Joy
May 19, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
What is love? …baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more…. Haddaway was on to something when he sang the mega dance floor filler ‘What Is Love?’ back in the 90s. But I still find myself asking this question now. As I chew on my pen. And stare at this computer screen. Blank. There are a million ways you... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Love & Relationships Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Yazmin Joy
May 5, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So last week I talked a bit about how to get your shit together when you have no idea what you’re doing with your life. But how about when you know EXACTLY what you want to do!?! You’d think that would be easier hey! But turns out finding the strength, motivation and courage to make your dreams a reality can be a... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Careers Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Wise up! Yazmin Joy
April 28, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
While having coffee with a girlfriend the other day she confided that she was struggling to find focus in her life. And it was causing her real misery. Now she was the 5th person to mention this problem to me in the past month. And her story is one that has been cropping up a lot on aliljoy recently. One... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Careers Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Wise up! Yazmin Joy
April 21, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
Haha all women are tyrannical loons hahahahahaha. We're all fucking mental man. Bitches are so soooo crazy. We just loooooove to walk around all angry and shit, yelling at our men telling them about our feelings and trying to “communicate”... Nope, we have nothing else to do with our lives. Why? I don't know just frustrated I guess. Because I have periods.
Categories: Empowerment: Man! I feel Like a Woman! Rant Wise up! Yazmin Joy
April 17, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
It’s 11am on a crisp spring morning, and I am making my way through London’s East End to the creative studio of Root, to meet Creative Director and Svengali film producer, Martin Root. On my way, I can’t help but think how insanely surreal this is. I first stumbled across Svengali at last year’s Latitude Festival. A mere punter seeking shelter... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: a little piece of joy EXCLUSIVE: Interview Feel Good Film of the Week Yazmin Joy
March 24, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
Someone told me the other day that there was a shortage of red paint in hardware stores in the city because girls were painting the soles of their heels red to make them look like Christian Louboutins. People can fake a lot of things in life. Orgasims, a tan, designer clothes…
Categories: From the Heart Mirror Mirror: Self Improvement Yazmin Joy
March 10, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
A few days ago I received an email from a mystery man who had come across our blog. In the letter I was posed an unexpected conundrum… “My problem, so to say, is a girl problem. I really like her, have feelings towards her but when we went out for a lunch, I understood or she implied that I have... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Dating Advice for Guys Love & Relationships Yazmin Joy
March 4, 2014 - Written by: Yazmin Joy
So you’re blissfully in love. Snuggling next your top totty every night. (Gotta luuuuurve the snuggling!) Romantic candle lit meals at that quaint little Italian place in town. Oo oo oo, remember that time when you got cappuccino froth on your chin? You looked like a ‘cutsey wootsy Papa Smurf’, and then your beaux wiped it off with her handkerchief... Read the rest of this post...
Categories: Love & Relationships Rant Yazmin Joy